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A guy walks into a pub with an octopus under his arm.
He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this
is a very talented octopus. "He can play any musical instrument in the
world."
Everyone in the pub laughs at the man, calling him an idiot.
So he says that he will bet £50 against anyone who has an instrument that
the octopus can't play.
A customer walks up with a guitar and sets it beside the octopus.
Immediately the octopus picks up the guitar and starts playing a solo which
would make Jimi Hendrix look like a banjo player. The guitar owner pays up
the £50.
Another customer walks up with a trumpet. This time the octopus plays
the trumpet which would blow Miles Davis out of the studio. The
trumpet-owner coughs up the £50.
Then Hamish walks up, and plonks some bagpipes on the table. The octopus
fumbles with the bagpipes for a minute and then backs off with a confused
look.
Ha!" the Scot says. "Can ye nae plae it?"
The octopus looks up at him and says, "Play it? I'm going to f@ck it as soon
as I figure out how to get its pyjamas off!"
 
   

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